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Bumper Stickers

What causes some people to be so inspired by a message that they have to put it on their car for the world to see? I have seen some cars covered in so many that I can hardly read their personalized Virginia license plate that says, "GO2HELL."

I saw one recently that said, "Satan is Santa to Dyslexics" which made me laugh.

A friend shared with me a website that called Stuff White People Like and wouldn't you know it, #100 is Bumper Stickers. Since then, whenever I'm driving around town and see a car spackled with messages, there is a white person driving it.

My friend told me he saw one once that said, "Fat Girls Are Harder to Kidnap." On that note, I'm going to get a reese cup to enjoy with my coffee.