People, Some Things I Don't Understand

Going about my life I often think to my Self,
"Self, why do people do such stupid things?"
Self never responds so I usually turn to Twitter.

In no particular order here are a few things that I don't understand.

People who leave three car spaces in front of them at red lights. Don't they realize there are people behind them with their signal on that can't get into the turning lane because they haven't moved up enough?

People who drive with the seat up so close their chins could rest on top of the steering wheel.

People who park their carts in the center of the aisle at the grocery store and then walk up and down the aisle.

People who participate in flash mobs. I have been known to watch one or two on YouTube but how much time and practice did these people put in for these things?

People who don't go on vacation. I just took two vacations in a month to OBX and Costa Rica. I'm already planning next summer's vacation. It doesn't just happen.

People who do hot yoga. It was 107 F yesterday in Virginia Beach with the heat index. I don't understand the desire to seek out this temperature and then exercise.

People who walk in the rain with no umbrella like it's a sunny afternoon.

People who look at what you're about to eat and say that it looks disgusting and they wouldn't eat it.

People who are mean to children, animals, the elderly and anything else with a pulse.

People who work 80 hours a week. On Purpose.

People who drink coffee all day.

People who don't know how to swim.

People who don't know how to drive stick shift.

People who create the "Hey Girl..." images of Ryan Gosling and post on Pinterest. 
People who wear pajama bottoms in public.

People who bite their nails. This is a huge pet peeve of mine.

People who live without a smartphone. I left the house this morning and turned around within 30 seconds as soon as I realized I left my iPhone at home.
People who use multiple exclamation points!!!

People who don't write a lot as two words.

People who spell out words in puffy paint on t-shirts and wear them to concerts. I saw quite a few "Duran Fans" just after Simon LeBon put his arm around me in a group picture.

People who wear high heels all day and then complain their feet hurt.

People who don't smile in pictures.

People who don't read this blog.

People who can't take a joke.

Because I always include pictures here is one from our Costa Rica trip two weeks ago.

What are some things you don't understand?