"Joe Six Pack" Investment Plan
October 3, 2008
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
Since we typically buy kegs for Betty, it's hard to recycle for profit but this did make me laugh.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
Since we typically buy kegs for Betty, it's hard to recycle for profit but this did make me laugh.
3 Comment:
yo, yo, chicky! I literally had to have your email up with the directions on adding my blog list, but I did it! We are good to go! :)
now, can you just make mine cool? :)
Bobby loved this blog! He's still talking about recycling and I'm ignoring him.. blah blah blah!
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